• cat owner: hears noise from the next room over
  • cat owner: i don't know what you're doing, but i know that you should stop

wittyandcharming:

muchadoabouttruffles:

Okay, just hear me out for a second.

Muggleborn kid with a talent for magic. Not real magic. Like, sleight of hand magic. And then a prefect catches them doing something like making a ball appear to vanish or whatever, and just loses their shit because this 11 year old kid has utterly mastered Vanishing Spells and what the hell how is that even possible.

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queenofhetalia:

I didn’t wanna do my geo hw so I stitched this cracker to the arm of the couch

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guy:

the distant screams of children are so strange like are they having fun?? are they getting stabbed??? you never know

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megustamemes:

Sounds like the best party ever.

megustamemes:

Sounds like the best party ever.

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gellijelli:

NO THANK YOU HUMAN.

gellijelli:

NO THANK YOU HUMAN.

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riddlemetom:

the 7th harry potter book was released july 21st 2007 that is exactly 7 years ago today

today’s the day to make a horcrux y’all

(via ussawesome)

To her fair works did Nature link
The human soul that through me ran;
And much it grieved my heart to think
What man has made of man.

(Lines Written in Early Spring, William Woodsworth, 1798)

Elizabeth.
Female. Canadian.
19.

Here's my face.

One time I lived in Quito, Ecuador

Enjoy.

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