naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

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romp2:

algae-orlando-bloom:

the fifth graders drew me weird shit at work

i love it

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icecoldnukacola:

i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from

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the-psycho-cutie:

i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever

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(via punk-)

To her fair works did Nature link
The human soul that through me ran;
And much it grieved my heart to think
What man has made of man.

(Lines Written in Early Spring, William Woodsworth, 1798)

Elizabeth.
Female. Canadian.
19.

Here's my face.

One time I lived in Quito, Ecuador

Enjoy.

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